| Name: | Mistress. |
| Nickname: | Bi-atch. |
| Age: | 19 |
| Favorite place to level: | Rune, as I really know of nowhere else. DE-FAULT! |
| Favorite mob to kill: | Bag Lady, Beggar, Runaway Child. This game is kinda perverse. |
| Favorite questmaster: | Lord Agrippa. |
| Do the yells in Sigil annoy you?: |
No. In fact, it's heartening because it just proves how much smarter I am than everyone else. Yes, even you, right there. |
| Have you ever poked Zehn?: | Innumerable times. |
| Do you slip and fall on your arse often?: | Klutz = me |
| What is/would be your favorite shift?: | Anything in Rune, just to annoy people trying to kill mobs. |
| What is your favorite funny quote?: |
"I'd just like to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute."- Homer Simpson. |
| What is your favorite mount in the game?: |
Restless horse, because they have high stamina, and I'm too cheap to actually buy a mount. So, Yoink! |
| Would you give money to a homeless man that you could tell was on coke, even if you knew that your money would go to aid his horrible addiction, continuing the never-ending cycle of pain and suffering and homeless men on coke and other horrendous illegal drugs in this terrible world? WOULD YOU?: | Um...yeah...give money. *eyes shift from side to side, hides unusually dirty coffee cup filled with assorted coins behind back* |
| What is your favorite thing about MM?: | The utter complexity, and brutally assaulting children, the homeless, and the elderly. |
| Least favorite thing?: | People who cut lines for stuff. |
| Who is your favorite Imm?: | No idea, really. |
| What is your best excuse for staying up late online instead of going to bed?: |
"Um, test tommorow! Have to study." "You just had a test yesterday!" "I'll test you yesterday!" "That doesn't even make any sense." Wait, that's from Penny Arcade. Ah well. |
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