| Name: | Michael (I prefer Mike.) |
| Nickname: | Road Rash (Because of my most recent motorcycle wreck.) |
| Age: | Old as the hills. (42) |
| Favorite place to level: | Any place I can. |
| Favorite Mobs to Kill: | Vospire Castle Residents |
| Favorite Questmaster: | Agrippa most of the time, but they all try to get me killed. |
| Do the yells in Sigil annoy you?: | Never noticed them. |
| Have you ever poked Zehn?: | Only if a quest told me to...then it was with a dagger. |
| Do you slip and fall on your arse often?: | Not that I notice...probably no more than most. |
| If you had any kind of phobia, what would it be?: | Losing my ability to work and provide for my family. |
| What is/would be your favorite shift?: | Purple Worm (but I don't shift so...) |
| What is your favorite funny quote?: | "There be whales here, Captain!" -- Star Trek: The Voyage Home (What did he expect, elephants?) |
| What is your favorite mount in the game?: | I walk...too many fleas. |
| Would you give money to a homeless man that you could tell was on coke, even if you knew that your money would go to aid his horrible addiction, continuing the never-ending cycle of pain and suffering and homeless men on coke and other horrendous illegal drugs in this terrible world? WOULD YOU?: | Not if I knew that is what they were using it for. |
| What is your favorite thing about MM?: | My Clan and my clannies. |
| Least favorite thing?: | Snare Traps |
| Who is your favorite Imm?: | Syl-something; they helped me out when I was a first classer and something dumped like 60 bad spells on me. Other than that, I don't know anyone but Vassago, and I thank him for the game. |
| What is your best excuse for staying up late online instead of going to bed?: | I cannot quit now, I am on a quest! |