SpiritWalk Clantalk

Azurerain
Sprinting out of the wasteland, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Azurerain! And she gives a vengeful howl:
"In the name of malice, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"

Niky
Rampaging through the cliffs, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Niky! And she gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to bludgeon you like it's my job, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

Gothnor
Lo! Who is that, running along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Gothnor, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to fuck you with such disregard for common sense, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"

Elgar
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the freeway! It is Elgar, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars apocalyptically:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

Kandar
Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the fields! It is Kandar, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls gutterally:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!"

Chemisse
Running over the terrain, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Chemisse! And she gives a gutteral bellow:
"I'm going to clobber you in such an inhumane manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Thassen
Running through the desert, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Thassen! And he gives a spectacular cry:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I pillage until there is no more hope!"

Anri
Striding over the tundra, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Anri! And she gives a gutteral bellow:
"I'm going to smack you so forcibly, your pets won't recognize you!"

Natas
Lo! Who is that, skulking on the desert! It is Natas, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls mightily:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

Ukyo
Who is that, running over the wasteland! It is Ukyo, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She roars apocalyptically:
"I'm going to smack you so utterly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

Jina
Rampaging through the tarmac, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Jina! And she gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to smack you into your own personal hell!"

Raerd
Striding amidst the candy store, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Raerd! And he gives a cruel scream:
"For the love of beatings, skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

Shelle
Who is that, charging her pray from the shadows? It’s Shelle. Clutching a scorching poker, she releases a world-shuttering roar:
"When I am done with you, the Satan will envy my cruelty."

Chik
Who is that, rampaging through the icy wasteland! It is Chik, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a spectacular scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you until you are tax-deductible!!"

Mitsumi
Prowling through the desert, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Mitsumi! And she gives an ominous howl:
"I'm going to smash you to the moon and back!"

Guttidenius
Prowling amidst the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh *Guttidenius*! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:
"I'm going to contort you beyond capacity, and then some!"

Zazril
Striding across the terrain, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Zazril! And she gives a vengeful cry:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I plunder like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

Raincloud
Running out of the ice cream shop, wielding sticky pink plastic spoons, cometh RainCloud! And she gives a vengeful bellow:
"I'm going to cover you with boiling hot chocolate, and eat you alive!!!

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