SpiritWalk Newsline

July 2006:

Ahhh hemmm..... Hello this thing on.. Hey is anybody listening damn it.... Thats it......
*Walks away for a few mins* *Comes back with a very large stick. Closer examination reveals*

               Item 'A Stick of Clannie Correction' is type weapon, alignment 0, made of wood,
               has keywords 'stick clannie beating', and can be equipped wielded as a weapon.
               This item weighs 0 stones and 40 pebbles, and is valued at 100,000 gp.
               This level 230 item has the attributes: identified insulated wont-fuse unbreakable
               vampire-bane nodecay magic-resistant no-dispel
               A Stick of Clannie Correction is in excellent condition.
               Weapon type is stick, which does 999 points of type Correction damage, accuracy 13.
               With your current knowledge of 'Clannie Beating', this weapon will
               cause 999 points of damage against 0 ar.
               Special weapon attributes: Beating
               *This item can no longer be repaired.

Listen up, Got your attention now don’t I? Muhahahaha. Ok as I was saying this news update is kinda interesting. Two main pieces of news really.

Gutti and Hailia finally got married. Much fun was had by all, especially me and my crowd of elementals that got freaky with that hot looking bride. Overall I personally think the dollar dance could have gone better; I mean come on, 50 cents for the groom yah but you all should of paid at least 1.50 for the bride. Anyway the event went off kind of late due to a mess up on the immortals’ part, but after that was worked out things progressed fairly smoothly. Hope everything works out you two, and congrats once again.

The second piece of news that I have is a little incident in New Kolvir that happened. Apparently Kandar went in to get something and being the mino that he is. (not like me, for some reason Kandar refuses to read my Mino Rule book, and yes I will publish that for all you non minos in the clan at some point), he got lost and ended up getting his arse handed to him by a few mobs and died. For those of you that don’t know, the entire area is cpk, so he left behind equipment.

Chik runs off to the rescue and proceeds to loot and trunk his stuff. This guy Biran or what ever his name is, comes in and bam, bashes Chik over the head and casts silence on him. Chik makes a valiant effort to defend himself but with that silence on, there is not too much that he can do. Chik ends up dying and all, and so off goes the rest of the clan to the rescue. In the meantime Biran runs into the mobs and dies. Thassen, apparently in the area to help out as he is a good friend of a few of us, spies the corpse. In he goes and proceeds to loot up and get Biran’s stuff. Chik is on his way but gets snared; Anri runs in and gets snared by the fountains; I run in and end up running into a really big hunter and get killed.

Me being the smart Mino I am though, had dropped my bags off at my house and trunked all my gear. So I didn’t lose anything. Thassen finishes looting Biran and runs out of the area. Chik’s gear is gone but he has rescued Kandar’s gear. Biran at this point has completely forgotten about pking and is only after his gear. Anri sticks around to help out a tiny bit. Thassen makes the offer to sell Biran his gear back, details are a bit fuzzy there but in the end Biran got most of his gear back. Anri, Chik, and Kandar leave the area along with me. Overall it was kind of fun. Not something we need to repeat though. Lessons to learn from this: If you’re a Mino read my damn Mino Rule Book. If your not a mino or haven’t read my book, stay out of cpk, people die trying to rescue your gear.

June 2006:

In this Months news we only have a small number of news lines for yah all today. However they are pretty interesting with a good chance that I will totally mess the run up when I describe it.
*Buzzz Buzzzzzzz*
*Rathas waves a fly away*
Stupid flies; as I was saying nothing to major happened only worthwhile news of note was a few runs. We happened to do a couple of Yourban runs, an HH run, a depo run, and I personally participated in a Reztreal run.

On to the actually run details I suppose.
*Shuffles some papers on his desk*
Niky where the heck is my paper work for the first Yourban run!!!! It was supposed to be filed no later than 10 minutes ago...
*10 minutes later*
Sorry Rathas Niky says, here be your paper work. Thanks Niky, I may or may not play with your boobies later.

Ok in the first Yourban run Thassen, Niky, Chik, and Gothnor got together and decided to take a run at Yourban. Apparently Gothnor and Niky got bored of sexing each other and wanted to do something else and drug the other two along for company. Actually it was because Thassen had the artifacts necessary to get into the run area. From the rumors I have heard Niky promised to flash him, if he would come.

So anyway they all met up at the clan hall or the orgy room, those details are kind of hazy. What is known is that it took them three hours to get ready. After all that was said and done Chik whipped out his ................................ Puzzle, god you all got minds in the gutter today, and puzzled the form to the world gate that was apparently halfway between PC and Maldras Keep. Chick and the rest of the form moved off to the west and kind of south for a few rooms and decided to be lazy and WoR into deceit. Niky got distracted by a pretty flower and was a few minutes before she realized that she was all alone. She then tried to WoR of but ended up in PC. After realizing that she made an oops, she ran out and headed to the dungeon. She got lazy though and decided to try and WoR again. She then realized that she was in Maldras keep and screamed in terror and fainted. After waking up she made her escape, running this way and that turning left and turning right. Running running running eeeepppp wall..... After waking up again she finished running out of the castle without anybody noticing that she was in the pk areas. This time she decided to not be lazy and actually walk to deceit.

Finally the form was back together and the run could actually start. After a brief speed walk spam through the area they finally ended up at Yourban and decided to start the fight. Chik stepped into the room first, the rest of the form followed after a brief thought of hey we can loot him if he dies and get some nice gear. Spells where flying, debuffs where landing. Yourban was refusing to dispel him self like a good mob. wam wam wam went the breath weapons and the form fled out to regroup and heal up a bit.

After a brief regenerate pause to get healed back up the form headed back in with Chik in the lead, a few breath weapons later and a few debuffs landing, Niky was forced to flee out to try and heal up. Warm bash to the head from an agro mob in the area, Niky was trying to heal up and calling for help. Gothnor flees out from Yourban and begins to help out a bit. Saving Nikys sweet looking ass, they head back into Yourban to finish it off. A few rounds later Yourban screams in agony and decides to die. The loot is done and the form runs out of the room with an explosion close behind. The form got the item to make a soul, an axe, and a web scroll.

They decided to stick around for a min or two and kill maelstroms to get a belt of pain. Easy fight except for one factor Niky got distracted by a shiny thing again and ended up in a dizzy room with an agro mob. After a few seconds of fighting and realizing that she couldn’t win on her own, a loud scream of HELLLLLPPPP!!!! sounded through the area. In came Thassen to save Nikys cute ass and to of course get his payment for coming on the run in the first place.

They all WoR out and turned in the item to make the soul and got a level 200 soul in return. Over all the run was a lot of fun and hopefully more will follow after this. Just two things that need to happen. One clean all shiny out of the area and tie a leash to Niky.