Last Updated: 8-19, 1:11 pm GMT
[All of this is in my (yes, me, the "benevolent dominatrix" Starry!) point of view.]
Starwalker hugs his yo-yo.
(And I thought masturbation was illegal in public...)
WITHIN MUNEBLADE'S DESCRIPTION:
Starryangel licks you!
You feel sick to your stomach as the blood of a thousand souls touches your skin.
You fall to the ground, hallucinating wildly!!
You have been slain!
FOOD FOR THOUGHT:
A hopeful fisherman looks at Ramoth.
Rasputin drifts in from the south.
A very sexy woman has arrived from the south.
A very sexy woman has arrived from the south.
A very sexy woman has arrived from the south.
A very sexy woman has arrived from the south.
A very sexy woman has arrived from the south.
A very sexy woman has arrived from the south.
An ice lord looks at a very sexy woman.
An ice lord finds himself laughing at the world.
You quizzically raise an eyebrow.
An ice lord says, 'Omg'
You smirk.
An ice lord says, 'You're now a pimp'
Rasputin grins evilly. This is getting scary!
'A female pimp at that!' an ice lord exclaims.
An ice lord looks at a very sexy woman.
You find yourself laughing at the world.
Rasputin orders his formation to 'bounce takot'
A very sexy woman bounces onto Takot's lap.
A very sexy woman bounces onto Takot's lap.
A very sexy woman bounces onto Takot's lap.
A very sexy woman bounces onto Takot's lap.
A very sexy woman bounces onto Takot's lap.
A very sexy woman bounces onto Takot's lap.
Dacara says, 'Nice'
An ice lord falls to the ground laughing hysterically. Must have been something funny.
Takot finds himself laughing at the world.
You roll on the floor laughing like a madman.
'50k for lap dance :)' Rasputin says.
'I know' Sarion says.
You do your finest Scooby impression and ask, 'aroo?'
Sarion says, 'We can rp'
You quizzically raise an eyebrow.
'Rp?!' Tizoc asks.
'Roleplay' Sarion says.
Tizoc exclaims, 'Hello fellow dracon maiden!'
Tizoc looks at you.
'Ummm...weirdo.' you say. '=P'
You poke him in the ribs.
You smirk.
'Me and tiz are prison guards...' Sarion says. 'Starry will be an inmate'
'O_O' you say.
You say, 'PERVERT'
Tizoc grabs you and ties you securely to a four-poster bed.
You go AaaHhHHhhh.
Sarion falls to the ground laughing hysterically. Must have been something funny.
You are carrying:
a bloody hunk of arm
a bloody ripped out heart
You focus your powers of observation on a bloody ripped out heart:
Item 'a bloody ripped out heart' is type trash, alignment 500, made of flesh,
has keywords 'heart human '.
This item weighs 0 stones and 30 pebbles, and is valued at 0 gp.
This level 10 item has the attributes: identified none
A bloody ripped out heart is in excellent condition.
A quivering mass of swollen, bloody, purple flesh, the heart is still
warm and beating. The blood coats your hands, dripping down your arm as you
reach to pick up the heart and examine it. You cringe, looking quickly
around you wondering where the body to this poor unfortunate creature is,
and what manner of being ripped this still beating heart from the chest of
the owner.
(Whaddya know? I do have a heart after all!! ^^)
Hummmmmmmmm. What is that song anyway?
Tizoc would hum, but he's too damn horny.
You roll on the floor laughing like a madman.
You quaff a bronze liquid from a vial of holy water.
Starryangel is evil... This spell would have no effect on her.
Daeron spanks himself. Some people are just odd.
(He was cute even before he became a clannie. =P)
ON THE CHANGING OF SOCIALS:
'FUCK' Rasputin says.
'I CANT MASTURBATE ANYMORE' Rasputin says.
Has anyone read the Character Rankings on the Materia Magica Offical Website? Go ahead, go read them.
Now that you've read them (or haven't...eh heh...), isn't it silly? =P Have you noticed that wealth is calculated into how powerful you are?? Maybe I've missed the point of it, or something. And that "Most Popular" players are most likely based on commentary left on their registries? I hope they don't calculate the bad comments posted, because that's not exactly what "popularity" is defined by! *lol* Also, have you noticed that Hardcore chars aren't very wealthy? Kinda interesting... All-in-all, these are extremely funny and entertaining to look through, though!@# ^^ And I found out these neat thingies:
(as of 8/11/03)
Top Third Class:
#20 - Thassen
Top Fourth Class:
#21 - Niky
#24 - Azurerain
Top-Ranked Drow:
#25 - Rhys
Top-Ranked Half-Elves:
#19 - Niky
#21 - Gothnor
Lavok: 'You call upon the Powers for an intervention...'
Lavok: 'In return for resurrecting someone of such evil, the Powers extract a price!'
Lavok: 'You double over in pain, screaming from the extraction of life force from your body.'
Toven has called upon the Powers to intervene with your death.
The Powers take pity on you and restore your soul to your body.
IN CHAT RELAY:
Lavok: 'i wanna be starry's man whore'
Seto: 'hey'
Starry: '*lol*'
Seto: 'I'm #1 in her harem'
Seto: 'muha'
Starry: '*lol* Yup, until someone else usurps you. *smirk*'
Lavok: 'i not in her harem :('
Seto: 'usurp?!'
Starry: 'I have to add Tovy and Warped and Vashar'
Seto: 'who could do that'
Starry: 'Everyone. ^^'
Seto: 'i am *THE* chestblade'
Lavok: 'hahha'
Starry: 'Lyssie was on top, but she insisted she liked being on bottom. *waggles eyebrows*'
Lavok: 'rofl'
Seto: ':o'
Seto: 'a girl in the harem?!'
Seto: 'take sws out'
Seto: 'hes gay'
(Starry no like the use of 'gay' as a derogatory statement.)
Lavok: '*whap*'
Seto: 'i mean uh..'
Starry: '>.> ...'
Starry: '*demotes you*'
Seto: 'he's not nice'
Lavok: haha
Seto: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
Starry: '*lol*'
Zastrus: 'HAHHAHAHAHAHAA CHESTBLADE GOT DEMOTED'
Lavok: 'hahaha you've been pimpslapped'
Starry: '*LOL*'
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
EVIDENCE OF TOO MUCH FREE TIME IN SIGIL:
(112) A tall moon oak rises here proudly, leaves rustling softly in the wind.
Gretel who is really Hanzel in Drag is here.
(OMG, I wuv you! ^^)
'I said if Ryo moved in, we could sit around and watch anime while Thassy slaved away in the kitchen.' you say. '=P'
You giggle.
Thassen says, 'Screw that put ryo to work those bed sheets dont clean themselves'
NEAT THINGS:
A particularly nasty hook catches your neck, ripping out your jugular vein.
Someone whispers to you, 'You will not leave here alive..'
Someone whispers to you, 'You will not live to see the morn..'
Someone whispers to you, 'I can already taste your blood..'
You take the arm of an animated arm.
A horny sailor is protected by one of the Powers.
'Repent vile Starryangel, save your soul while you still can.' a wizened old monk says.
You lick it.
DEATH IS A CELEBRATION, NOT A BURDEN:
Dewey has been slain!
Candy canes fall from the sky!
WHILING AWAY TIME IN THE KEEP:
Eyeripper tells the formation 'its at 69% currently'
You tell the formation '69! XD'
You tell the formation '*easily amused*'
Thassen tells the formation 'hehe'
Thassen tells the formation 'what a good number'
Eyeripper tells the formation 'nod starry my peek is at 69, but is my 69 at peak ;)'
You tell the formation 'I wuvvles you. :>'
STARRY'S TRUNK:
an Endless Drawer of Cookies and Kinky Toys
TRUE LOVE:
Starryangel (a Saint) [Level 58:178] was slain by Thassen (a Saint) [Level 60:240] in player-to-player (LPK) combat.
Eyeripper tells the formation 'so starry you ready to tell thassen about your undying wuv for me ;)'
You tell the formation '*rofl*'
Thassen tells the formation 'but i thought you and i were a couple eye'
Eyeripper tells the formation 'so i am a swinger baby ;)'
You tell the formation 'I like threesomes. ^^'
Sthyl bades you into her arms with a seductive wink and disappears the moment before your lips embrace.
Dragish shouts 'pie?'
[66] people heard you shout 'I like cookies better than pie. :('
Dragish tells you 'how can you like cookies better than pie?'
You tell Dragish 'Because it's cookies! If they made cookie pie, that would be neat. :>'
Dragish tells you 'i bet they do'
You tell Dragish 'Mmm...cookie pie. XD'
Dragish tells you 'i think i made your day'
You tell Dragish '*giggle* *nod nod*'
(69) A plate of chocolate chip cookies is here.
(An orgy of food. :3)
Goatleaf: 'Losing an o/s gnomish miners bag in the moat: 200 thousand gold. Losing 100000000 octarine bracelets cause you forgot to bag them: 1000000k gold. Finding a cookie in pg: Pricless'
You take 2 of a soul in a bottle from the corpse of a wavering displacer beast.
A lost sheep looks at you with adoring eyes.
Vornak turns white with fear at the sight of Vornak!
'Id rather fuck a hot 13 yr old than a 15 yr old.' Sayton says. 'Does that sound weird to you?'
You shrug, unsure of the answer.
Thassen shrugs helplessly.
Anildor cringes away in terror!
order thassen sex
They have free will to do as they please.
(Lies! He has no free will; he is my slave! XD)
A sepulchral voice announces, 'Draconkiller has been slain by Xafius in Arena combat!'
who xafius
[53 :53 M Draco Barba Towne ] Xafius
(Guess I shouldn't make snide remarks, so... *implies things silently*)
Hideki You have become more learned at 'Japanese'. is here.
(CHOBITS! XD I wuv you.)
Your blood freezes as you hear a disembodied leg's death cry.
Virinix's breathing ceases to be labored.
'XD Masturbating!' you exclaim.
Thassen: 'You can't sanctify an area where evil resides. lol starry is evil'
Starry: 'XD'
Thassen: 'thats all the proof you ever need'
Nebula says, 'And chickens'
You giggle.
You exclaim, 'Chickens are mean!'
You say, 'When you feed them in the morning, they peck you o.O'
Nebula says, 'I dont like the roosters'
'At first, they wanna mate with you, then they wanna kill you' Nebula says.
You grin evilly.
You say, 'Yup'
'Not unlike human males..' Nebula says.
'But much more annoying' Nebula says.
A sepulchral voice announces, 'Adovix has become an Outlaw!'
Eyeripper opens his copy of PLAYDRACON he got in Vir and compares Starry photos with Starry.
'Why dost ye fight death Starryangel?' a gravedancer asks.
'I don't know :(' you say.
CIRAN'S DESC, PERTAINING TO MY "I like children. Properly cooked." TITLE:
You tell the formation '_\Ciran/_ can u eat me? im a child!'
You tell the formation '_\Ciran/_ i wanna be inside of you :p'
You tell the formation '_\Ciran/_ *grins evilly*'
Starryangel falls to the ground laughing hysterically. Must have been something
funny.
Starryangel tells the formation 'OMG...'
He is a young halfling approximately 4'0" tall.
Ciran is currently in Starryangel's formation.
Ciran is in good health.
Ciran looks hungry.
(Hungry indeed...)
DAE'S POV, PG-STYLE:
A vigorously strong voice yells 'star- GIVE ME THE COOKIE!@#$!@#$!@#%@$'
You shiver as another soul is lost to the undead.
*An okapi here, looking for plants to eat.
(Mount: 3081st) (<--riding an okapi!)
Virinix licks you!
'OKAPI!@#$' you exclaim.
':O!' an okapi exclaims.
Virinix snickers softly.
You exclaim, 'Now we have TWO okapis!'
You exclaim, 'They can MATE!@#'
Virinix falls to the ground laughing hysterically. Must have been something funny.
Virinix says, 'Yeah okapi'
'Go mate with the other one' Virinix says.
You say, 'They're probably both boys tho, so no babies :('
An okapi says, '...'
Virinix says, 'Hes a she :P'
You say, 'XD'
'Oh, yay!' you exclaim.
Virinix looks at an okapi.
'Babies!' you exclaim.
Virinix snickers softly.
Virinix says, 'Kippper wants babys :X'
'...' an okapi says.
Line from a Sigilian quest: "The Postmaster has asked me to obtain a coop of mail carrying pigeons, as well as a larger hammer for smashing the most important packages."
CORRUPT CHILDREN OF SIGIL!@#:
*within The Boar and Sickle, a bar*
A giggling little girl has arrived from the north.
A little girl giggles as she sucks on her lollipop.
Starryangel has 'feel better' sex with Syrus.
Syrus says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'
Syrus feels better.
(Magick. :3)
'Avast!' Captain Pierot exclaims. 'Where be the women and the drink!'
'Oo, I'm a woman!' you exclaim.
You slide your tongue over Captain Pierot. MMMMMM!
Captain Pierot exclaims, 'Arrrrrrr!'
A sepulchral voice announces, 'Witness has been slain by Hitman in Arena combat!
(*lol* Originally posted by Mikee on the MM message boards. It has a certain ring to it. XD)
Coconut WARNING: Product not intended for licking. is here.
(I like coconuts. :3)
YAY FOR THE FORUM!:
Our users have posted a total of 666 articles.
STUFFED TOY ADDICTION:
(4) a stuffed doggie (new)
a wooden mother dragon
(2) a fluffy sheep toy
(2) fuzzy bunny slippers (new)
(4) a white teddy bear (new)
an 'I love you' bear
a silk seal
a plush poodle
(4) a miniature kitty plush
(2) a little bear, dressed for school
a plush duckling
a stuffed unicorn
A weeping willow limb licks you!
'My wood is licking you.' a su-monster says.
[CLAN] Daeron: '[7] guides heard you say, 'Reechani: zot 75%''
[CLAN] Daeron: '[7] guides heard you say, 'Duende: Zot 100%''
[CLAN] Daeron: '[GUIDE] Reechani says 'Reechani: mercy 86%''
[CLAN] Daeron: '[GUIDE] Reechani says 'Duende: mercy 2%''
WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH MOBS?:
Perlin Noise is a sexpot.
[GUIDE] Duende says 'it's because i'm the great satan.'
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